He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
I drink to make other people interesting.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
I think this would be a good time for a beer.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.
Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
Let no man thirst for good beer.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
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