Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
Good people drink good beer.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
They who drink beer will think beer.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
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