I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
I drink to make other people interesting.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.
Let no man thirst for good beer.
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night
Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
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