Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Let no man thirst for good beer.
I think this would be a good time for a beer.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.
God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
I drink to make other people interesting.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
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