Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
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