If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day.
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.
I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week.
The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.
It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
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