Baby Quotes - Page 8

• I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

  Felipe Esparza

  Mountain, Weight, Lions

  10 Copy quote

• I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

  Felipe Esparza

  Mama, Three, Exes

  4 Copy quote

• I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby... because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's father is Catholic.

  Bonnie McFarlane

  Husband, Father, Issues

  5 Copy quote

• My pacifism came after I joined the army and was shipped over to Korea. There was a little one-room orphanage there called Song-do. There were 180 babies in there, and they were GI babies. The U.S. government would not acknowledge this, and the Korean government had nothing to do with them. They were living on a 100-pound bag of rice a month. Some of those kids, when they were old enough, would go out and shine shoes. They would show up at the gate of our compound to shine shoes, and you'd swear they were looking for their fathers.

  Utah Phillips

  Song, Father, Kids

  25 Copy quote

• Every morning I wake up and see my beautiful wife is like a gift. She gave me the gift of love and gorgeous wonderful babies.

  Dean McDermott

  Beautiful, Morning, Wife

  5 Copy quote

• My money's riding on this dark horse, baby My heart is sayin' it's the lucky one And its true color's gonna shine through someday If we let this Let this dark horse run

  Amanda Marshall

  Running, Horse, Heart

  10 Copy quote

• And I was very successful at baby photography... Strange isn't it? Because some of my portraits of babies were - I used dramatic lighting, shadow lighting, and I didn't use flash. We didn't have flash in those days, we just had floodlights, and I was photographing babies as I would an object - an inanimate object, for that matter.

  Julius Shulman

  Photography, Successful, Shadow

  11 Copy quote

• Looks like my baby dont live here no more...thats alright, ive still got my guitar..I might as well go back over yonder, way back across the hills, if my baby dont love me no more....i know her...sister will

  Jimi Hendrix

  Guitar, Looks, Might

  13 Copy quote

• I mean, I'm a war baby, and we had rationing, and we didn't have sugar and sweets, which is very good for you in actual fact. Because when we had a piece of fruit, we'd gulp it down. It was just great.

  Joan Collins

  Sweet, War, Mean

  5 Copy quote

• You're sitting with some guys, and you're playing and you go, "Ooh, yeah!" That feeling is worth more than anything. There's a certain moment when you realize that you've actually just left the planet for a bit and that nobody can touch you. You're elevated because you're with a bunch of guys that want to do the same thing as you. And when it works, baby, you've got wings. You know you've been somewhere most people will never get; you've been to a special place.

  Keith Richards

  Wings, People, Guy

  10 Copy quote

• In Baby You're A Rich Man the point was, stop moaning, you're a rich man and we're all rich, heh heh, baby!

  John Lennon

  Men, Rich, Moaning

  4 Copy quote

• I lost most of my weight from breastfeeding and I encourage women to do it; It's just so good for the baby and good for yourself.

  Beyonce Knowles

  Breastfeeding, Weight, Lost

  "Fastest celebrity post-baby slim-downs", www.foxnews.com. July 3, 2012.

  6 Copy quote

  Show source

• In the consumer culture of marriage, commitments last as long as the other person is meeting our needs. We still believe in commitment, because we know that committed relationships are good for us, but powerful voices coming from inside and outside tell us that we are suckers if we settle for less than we think we need and deserve in our marriage. Most baby boomers and their offspring carry in our heads the internalized voice of the consumer culture-to encourage us to stop working so hard or to get out of a marriage that is not meeting our current emotional needs.

  William J Doherty

  Powerful, Believe, Commitment

  8 Copy quote

• My dad plays the fiddle. He stopped playing for years. He was playing when I was a baby, and then he stopped for about five years, or ten years, he says. Then all of a sudden he started playing again, and we all got interested. We started having people like Ciarán Tourish coming up to the house, and Dinny McLaughlin, who taught Ciarán, and who taught myself as well. And it just grew from that

  Mairead Ni Mhaonaigh

  Dad, Play, Years

  4 Copy quote

• Let me give you a lesson about school. All the kids who were popular end up on the dole with babies. All the nerds end up as pop stars

  Darren Hayes

  Stars, School, Kids

  10 Copy quote

• I have loved music since I was a baby and had the chance to begin early. At 14 I had my first band, a quartet, and then many others until I was 19 playing Beatles, Rolling Stones, Mamas & The Papas, Crosby, Stills... today we'd call them "cover bands

  Fabio Frizzi

  Today, Chance, Rolling Stones

  4 Copy quote

• We should remember what a rapper like Tupac Shakur was doing, to a certain degree, who came from an experience of politicization very close to being a "Panther Baby". He knew, he came from that experience of the Black Panthers, and accounting for all his contradictions and process of growth, he achieved politically through gangsta rap things that no conscious rapper has achieved, such as establishing political, ethical, and moral codes between Crips and Bloods in the United States.

  Bocafloja

  Rap, Gangsta, Blood

  Source: www.counterpunch.org

  13 Copy quote

  Show source

• A lot of sad things have happened to my friends' children, people you knew as babies. They've been killed or become crazy or all kinds of tragic things. There are some people whose children haven't talked to them in fifteen years. There's all kind of meshugaas in this world.

  Grace Paley

  Children, Crazy, Years

  6 Copy quote

• In the States, the HIV transmission from mother to child is almost completely preventable - the only mothers who really do transmit it are the ones who don't come in for care. If a mother in the United States or in Europe or in the UK comes to care and gets her medicines, she will have an HIV negative baby. Most people don't know that.

  Annie Lennox

  Mother, Children, Europe

  "Annie Lennox + Dr. Mitch Besser". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• If you do nothing, if a mother doesn't come for care, if she breastfeeds her baby, the chances of the baby getting HIV are about 40%. So it's about the difference between 40% and zero. This is almost totally preventable. But it requires mothers coming for care and getting the medicines they need, and getting the education and support they need.

  Annie Lennox

  Mother, Zero, Medicine

  "Annie Lennox + Dr. Mitch Besser". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Thinking, Wife, Guy

  Twitter post from Jun 24, 2010

  108 Copy quote

  Show source

• Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.'

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Home, Night

  63 Copy quote

• I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.

  Brian Posehn

  Mom, Wife, Wow

  4 Copy quote

• Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.

  Dana Gould

  Jobs, Nice, Clothes

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Apr 06, 2012

  4 Copy quote

  Show source

• If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

  Carlos Mencia

  Laughing, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Carlos Mencia from Feb 08, 2012

  18 Copy quote

  Show source