Baby Quotes - Page 6

• One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.

  Georges Courteline

  Children, Two, People

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• Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.

  Lewis Mumford

  Mom, People, Political

  LEWIS MUMFORD (1961). “THE CITY IN HISTORY”

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• Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

  David Letterman

  Daughter, Mother, Congratulations

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• Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Life, Beach

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• I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

  Eleanor Roosevelt

  Birthday, Family, Mother

  Eleanor Roosevelt (1995). “What I Hope to Leave Behind: The Essential Essays of Eleanor Roosevelt”, Carlson Pub

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• When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

  Marie Osmond

  Inspirational, Marriage, Love Is

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• There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place.

  Virginia Clinton Kelley

  World, Spirit, Newborn

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• If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it.

  Vincent Van Gogh

  Needs, Infinite, Feels

  Vincent van Gogh, Vincent Willem Gogh (1927). “The Letters of Vincent Van Gogh to His Brother, 1872-1886: With a Memoir by His Sister-in-law, J. Van Gogh-Bonger ...”

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• Life is a wheel. The more you give, the more you get back.

  Jerold Panas

  Giving, Wheels, Newborn

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• The more you give, the more you can give.

  Roy T. Bennett

  True Love, Generous Love, Abundance Of Love

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• Babies are such a nice way to start people.

  Don Herold

  Relationship, Mom, Nice

  "Bewitched: Santa Comes to Visit and Stays and Stays". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1969.

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• A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.

  Bill Vaughan

  Happiness, Children, Fun

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• Men are often bad, but babies never are.

  Louisa May Alcott

  Men, Baby Boy, Cute Baby

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• The one who is filled by virtue is like a newborn baby.

  Laozi

  Taoism, Newborn, Virtue

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• People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources-all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry.

  Paul Reiser

  Children, Humorous, Parenting

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• There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.

  Jill Churchill

  Inspirational, Leadership, Mothers Day

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• When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.

  James M. Barrie

  Birthday, Laughter, Laughing

  Peter Pan act 1 (1928)

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• Grandparenthood is a unique moment in anyone's life, as countless kind people have told me in recent months, so I am enormously proud and happy to be a grandfather for the first time and we are eagerly looking forward to seeing the baby in the near future.

  Prince Charles

  Unique, People, Grandfather

  "Duchess of Cambridge gives birth to baby boy, third in line to the throne" by Caroline Davies and Ben Quinn, www.theguardian.com. July 22, 2013.

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• The unborn baby, though enclosed in the womb of its mother, is already a human being, and should not be robbed of the life which it has not yet begun to enjoy.

  John Calvin

  Mother, Should, Womb

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• My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

  Natasha Leggero

  Night, Dui, My Friends

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• It's a love story, baby, just say, Yes.

  Taylor Swift

  Stories, Love Story

  Song: A Love Story, Album: Fearless, 2009

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• I've always been a true believer that if men had babies, nobody would be trying to tell them what they can and can't do with their bodies.

  Scott Ian

  Men, Trying, Would Be

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• When a baby is in the room with two women, and one is considered more beautiful than the other, the infant's eyes will go to the more beautiful one.

  Susan Anton

  Beautiful, Girl, Eye

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• A baby is expected. A trip is expected. News is expected. Forgetfulness is expected. An invitation is expected. Hope is expected. But memories are not expected. They just come.

  Giannina Braschi

  Memories, News, Forgetfulness

  "Empire of Dreams". Book by Giannina Braschi, 1983.

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• Today, when death and old age are increasingly concealed behind euphemisms and comforting baby talk, and life is threatened with being smothered in the mass consumption of hypnotic mechanized vulgarity, the need to confront man with the reality of his situation is greater than ever. For the dignity of man lies in his ability to face reality in all its senselessness; to accept it freely, without fear, without illusions - and to laugh at it.

  Martin Esslin

  Lying, Reality, Men

  Martin Esslin (2009). “The Theatre of the Absurd”, p.429, Vintage

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