Baby Quotes - Page 7

• I remember noticing, when I had my babies, how much I liked them, and not just loved them, but I was really into them. I knew I was going to be curious about them, and up for the mayhem ahead.

  Tilda Swinton

  Motherhood, Remember, Curious

  "Tilda Swinton: 'I didn't speak for five years'" by Kira Cochrane, www.theguardian.com. October 11, 2011.

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• We're all born bald, baby.

  Telly Savalas

  Baby Girl, Born

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. I'm very excited! It's going to be a big day and my husband is in charge of the turkey - he's the chef of the family!

  Lily Aldridge

  Thanksgiving, Sweet, Husband

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky Are also on the faces of people goin' by I see friends shaking hands saying, "How do you do" They're really saying "I love you." I hear babies cry, I watch then grow They'll learn much more than I'll ever know; And I think to myself, What a wonderful world; Yes, I think to myself, What a wonderful world. Oh yeah!

  Louis Armstrong

  Gratitude, Appreciation, Cheer

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• When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex again." Congratulations, you're ready (to have children).

  Ray Romano

  Funny, Sex, Children

  Ray Romano (1999). “Everything and a Kite”

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• The Law of Divine Compensation posits that this is a self-organizing and self-correcting universe: the embryo becomes a baby, the bud becomes a blossom, the acorn becomes an oak tree. Clearly, there is some invisible force that is moving every aspect of reality to its next best expression.

  Marianne Williamson

  Moving, Reality, Law

  "A Conversation with Marianne Williamson: Powerful pioneer in new thought and spirituality". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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• I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

  Felipe Esparza

  Mountain, Weight, Lions

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• I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.

  Brian Posehn

  Mom, Wife, Wow

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• Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?

  Dov Davidoff

  Responsibility, Thinking, World

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• I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test.

  Donnell Rawlings

  Girl, Daughter, Blood

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• It was sexually a very different thing when [the models] worked with men. They felt a charge... I caught them when they were relaxed, natural, and I spent a lot of time talking to them about their husbands, their lovers, their babies.

  Lillian Bassman

  Husband, Men, Talking

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• I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I'm changing it, baby, one city at a time.

  Jim Breuer

  Dad, Father, Stupid

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Thinking, Wife, Guy

  Twitter post from Jun 24, 2010

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• If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

  Carlos Mencia

  Laughing, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Carlos Mencia from Feb 08, 2012

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• I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby... because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's father is Catholic.

  Bonnie McFarlane

  Husband, Father, Issues

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• Every morning I wake up and see my beautiful wife is like a gift. She gave me the gift of love and gorgeous wonderful babies.

  Dean McDermott

  Beautiful, Morning, Wife

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• To get the best picture of a captured prisoner, you have to get him just as he is captured. The expression he wears then is lost forever... The human mechanism is remarkably recuperative. A half hour later, the expressions are gone, the faces have changed. The mother with the dead baby in her arms does not look griefstruck anymore, no matter what she feels.

  Horst Faas

  Mother, Expression, Forever

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• Legally Blonde was something that I just knew was going to make Reese Witherspoon the biggest star in the world. I knew - seeing Reese handle that with such intelligent ditziness - and she'd just had her baby and she looked fabulous and she's such a hard worker. I just knew. I remember doing press for that movie and Reese was already exhausted, but someone that would never say they were exhausted because she's that much of a professional.

  Selma Blair

  Hard Work, Intelligent, Blonde

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• Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.'

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Home, Night

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• If Jesus was a baby, there was a point, on that Holiest of nights, in that Holiest of mangers, where he made a big, Holy load.

  Dana Gould

  Jesus, Night, Holy

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• Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.

  Dana Gould

  Jobs, Nice, Clothes

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Apr 06, 2012

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• I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

  Felipe Esparza

  Mama, Three, Exes

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• I may be the baby of the family, but that doesn't mean I don't get to boss people around.

  Tamar Braxton

  Mean, People, Boss

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• My money's riding on this dark horse, baby My heart is sayin' it's the lucky one And its true color's gonna shine through someday If we let this Let this dark horse run

  Amanda Marshall

  Running, Horse, Heart

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• And I was very successful at baby photography... Strange isn't it? Because some of my portraits of babies were - I used dramatic lighting, shadow lighting, and I didn't use flash. We didn't have flash in those days, we just had floodlights, and I was photographing babies as I would an object - an inanimate object, for that matter.

  Julius Shulman

  Photography, Successful, Shadow

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