Dumb Blonde Quotes

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  I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

  Dolly Parton

  Funny, Inspiring, Girly

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• It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Smart, Play, Dumb

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• The myth of the strong black woman is the other side of the coin of the myth of the beautiful dumb blonde.

  Eldridge Cleaver

  Beautiful, Strong, Women

  ELDRIDGE CLEAVER (1968). “SOUL ON ICE”

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• Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Wall, Stupid

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• I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Funny, Stupid, Clueless

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• I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.

  Patricia Neal

  Women, Memorable, Dumb

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• I don't really think, I just walk.

  Paris Hilton

  Thinking, Walks

  "Paris Hilton: Fever Chart!" by Tim Appelo, www.mtv.com. July 6, 2009.

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• A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!

  Jessica Simpson

  Teacher, Hands, Names

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• Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

  Jessica Simpson

  Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea

  "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.

  Judy Holliday

  Smart, Play, Dumb

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• Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.

  Jessica Simpson

  Heart, Dumb, Blonde

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• Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

  Marilyn Monroe

  Inspiring, Dumb, Blonde

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

  Dolly Parton

  Fashion, Looks, Cost

  Twitter post from Jul 14, 2011

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• Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

  Goldie Hawn

  Stupid, Dumb, Blonde

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• I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Stupid, Clueless, Thinking

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.

  Dolly Parton

  Fire, Complaining, Four

  Twitter post from Apr 30, 2010

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• It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

  Raymond Chandler

  Beauty, Glasses, Blonde

  Farewell, My Lovely ch. 13 (1940)

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• Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.

  Joyce Carol Oates

  Dumb, Blonde, Problem

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• It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.

  Dolly Parton

  Dumb, Blonde, Call Me

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• I've learned that sometimes when people don't like what you have to say, and don't want to debate you on ideas, it's just easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox News.

  Gretchen Carlson

  Ideas, People, Dumb

  "'Getting Real' with Fox News anchor Gretchen Carlson". Interview with John W. Kennedy, www.beliefnet.com.

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• I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

  W. C. Fields

  Beautiful, Drinking, Wine

  Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (motion picture) (1941).

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• If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep.

  Dolly Parton

  Thinking, People, Dumb

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• I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

  Cameron Diaz

  Funny, Stupid, Dumb

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• Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops.

  Jodie Marsh

  Funny, Dumb, Shops

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• The one and original lovable monster is lost amid all the hydraulic manipulations in what now emerges as the story of a dumb blonde who falls for a huge plastic finger.

  Judith Crist

  Fall, Dumb, Blonde

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