The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.
The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up.
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.
I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.
None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.
I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.
I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.
With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys.
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb.
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.
Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!
A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?
I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.
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