Dumb Quotes - Page 4

• God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.

  Thomas Brooks

  God, Stupid, Heart

  Thomas Brooks (2013). “The Secret Key to Heaven: The Call to Closet Prayer”, p.147, Ravenio Books

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• The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

  Jack Black

  Stupid, Rocks, Spinal Tap

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• The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

  Dizzy Dean

  Funny, Baseball, Stupid

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Movie, Silly

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• I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up.

  Rod Blagojevich

  Growing Up, Father, Shoes

  “The Notorious Blago” by Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. January 11, 2010.

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• We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

  Vlade Divac

  Funny, Stupid, Information

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• I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

  Aaron Allston

  Smart, Stupid, Actresses

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• Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.

  Luc Ferrari

  Teacher, Stupid, Piano

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• You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.

  John F. Kerry

  Smart, Iraq, Effort

  "Uproar over Kerry Iraq remarks". www.nbcnews.com. November 1, 2006.

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• I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

  Lisa Kudrow

  Stupid, Mad, Saws

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• I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.

  Lynda Barry

  Song, Mirrors, Voice

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• With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys.

  Curt Weldon

  New York, Media, Cnn

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• None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

  Daniel Johns

  Smart, Stupid, Middle

  Dolly magazine Interview, www.chairpage.com. January 9, 1995.

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• The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.

  Sylvester Stallone

  Funny, Stupid, Artist

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• Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

  Joe Theismann

  Funny, Sports, Football

  "Conrad Smith sees USA challenge in all black and white: it's about the win" by Alexander Bisley, www.theguardian.com. October 30, 2014.

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• I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.

  Quentin Tarantino

  Stupid, Believe, Thinking

  "The Two Hollywoods; The Man Who Changed Everything". Interview with Lynn Hirschberg, www.nytimes.com. November 16, 1997.

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• If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.

  Marion Barry

  Stupid, Silly, Killing

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• Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

  Yul Brynner

  Funny, Girl, Witty

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• Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

  Honore de Balzac

  Funny, Nature, Stupid

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• Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb.

  Brian Setzer

  Stupid, Voice, Trying

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• The internet is a great way to get on the net.

  Bob Dole

  Funny, Stupid, Technology

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.

  Judy Holliday

  Smart, Play, Blonde

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• Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

  George W. Bush

  Dream, Stupid, Silly

  "Bush, in his own words". www.theguardian.com. October 18, 2000.

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• I think war is a dangerous place.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Peace, War

  "Bush praises Spain for war effort". www.cnn.com. May 8, 2003.

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• The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Stupid, Mean

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