Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision.
Ten thousand people died, an entire town destroyed.
I've now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.
[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.
Our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes - and I see many of them in the audience here today.
He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol.
I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.
Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.
Entertainment is the devils substitute for joy, and when you get satisfaction out of that dumb thing, your joy will diminish.
It's in the nature of stock markets to go way down from time to time. There's no system to avoid bad markets. You can't do it unless you try to time the market, which is a seriously dumb thing to do. Conservative investing with steady savings without expecting miracles is the way to go.
Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
...wisdom is in large part the knowledge of how to avoid doing dumb things, and thus grows globally as a function of the published inventory of stupid mistakes.
I tell my students that when you write, you should pretend you’re writing the best letter you ever wrote to the smartest friend you have. That way, you’ll never dumb things down. You won’t have to explain things that don’t need explaining. You’ll assume an intimacy and a natural shorthand, which is good because readers are smart and don’t wish to be condescended to.
Poor dog! I've a strange feeling about the dumb things as if they wanted to speak, and it was a trouble to 'em because they couldn't. I can't help being sorry for the dogs always, though perhaps there's no need. But they may well have more in them than they know how to make us understand, for we can't say half what we feel, with all our words.
When you envy actors, only envy them for their good roles. Keep in mind they have to do a lot of roles to make a living, and not all of them are good. When they're doing a stupid role in a bad production, it's kind of a dumb thing to do when you're an adult. When you're doing a great role that's well-written, it's an enviable job.
Have I said dumb things? Absolutely, who hasn't? But I have never backed away from being called out on something I did or said wrong.
My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things.
I'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless.
We have Democrats saying dumb things every single day, and Republicans as well.
I honor English majors. It's a dumb thing to major in. It leads nowhere. It's good to be dumb, it allows us to love something for no reason. That's the best kind of love.
Metal musicians say dumb things sometimes.
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