The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation.
I have been on diets that were supervised by doctors, that were carefully supervised where I lost weight.
Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
There are some people who're all doctors. Is it genetic?
We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, "What's wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up?"
I asked [my doctors] if I'd be able to play singles tennis and they said I could. That made me very happy since I haven't played in five years.
A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.
Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created.
I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.
Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.
Time is generally the best doctor.
I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.
The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.
I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation.
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
We have the greatest hospitals, doctors, and medical technology in the world - we need to make them accessible to every American.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
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