A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.
I'm satisfied to go in at the bottom - that's the best way to learn what things are all about.
I was out dancing with one actress or another. And that got press. Even when it didn't, the whole town knew I was a dancing fool, and since I couldn't very well dance with a man, they saw me dancing with a lady, and they assumed the rest.
If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no.
Sometimes, I wonder what I'm doing here.
In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.
They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.
Well, you know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it.
Due to a big bust in Cuba, my father's business suffered badly, so I was free to choose my own career. I became a professional dancer, and I went on the road and started making real money.
They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.
I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.
Valentino was apparently gay or bisexual. And his two lesbian wives. But without any question, he had sex with men. From choice. So he was one or the other.
If my father's business hadn't gone broke, I'd be exporting nuts, bolts and sugar machinery right now. What an awful thought!
That is perceptive of you, because in this country men dancers have always been viewed with suspicion. If you were an actor, a star, and a dancer, you had to be, or have a name like someone mainstream.
When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.
People would read all kinds of reaction into it, but Tracy told me himself that half the time he was just standing very still, trying to look sober and composed. That takes nothing away from him. The fact he got away with it was a tribute to his talent.
I thought it was very humanitarian of Sean Penn and Madonna to marry each other. That way, they make only two people miserable instead of four.
Because of my age and because there's more work on the small screen. What it's missing in quality it makes up for in quantity. From an actor's selfish point of view.
I was wearing corn plasters above and below my toes and taping my ankles twice.
It's a new town. The old elegance is gone. It used to be one big family, this industry.
Everybody in Hollywood was in Around the World in 80 Days. If you weren't, you left town and made up an excuse.
I should remember more, and I have a pretty good memory.
I had to keep from laughing when a male relative of mine became concerned about how often I danced.
We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.
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