There are no nudists in cold areas.
In the most ordinary terms, egolessness is a flexible identity. It manifests as inquisitiveness , as adaptability, as humor, as playfulness. It is our capacity to relax with not knowing, not figuring everything out, with not being at all sure who we are, or who anyone else is, either.
Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.
If we don't have a sense of humor, we lack a sense of perspective
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
The last man that makes a joke owns it.
The righteous one has no sense of humor.
Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets.
Wit is cultured insolence.
A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.
My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers.
Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.
The big ballpark can do it all!
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?
If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.
Streets full of water. Please Advise.
Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead.
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