I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
There are no nudists in cold areas.
In the most ordinary terms, egolessness is a flexible identity. It manifests as inquisitiveness , as adaptability, as humor, as playfulness. It is our capacity to relax with not knowing, not figuring everything out, with not being at all sure who we are, or who anyone else is, either.
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
If we don't have a sense of humor, we lack a sense of perspective
It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Action is the foundational key to all success.
Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.
I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.
The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.
The last man that makes a joke owns it.
Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets.
A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.
My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers.
Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.
The big ballpark can do it all!
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