Humor Quotes - Page 10

• I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

  Jerome K. Jerome

  Funny, Work, Humorous

  Three Men in a Boat ch. 15 (1889)

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• In the most ordinary terms, egolessness is a flexible identity. It manifests as inquisitiveness , as adaptability, as humor, as playfulness. It is our capacity to relax with not knowing, not figuring everything out, with not being at all sure who we are, or who anyone else is, either.

  Pema Chodron

  Wisdom, Buddhist, Buddhism

  Pema Chodron (2002). “The Places That Scare You: A Guide to Fearlessness in Difficult Times”, p.26, Shambhala Publications

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• There are no nudists in cold areas.

  Tsugumi Ohba

  Funny, Sarcastic, Humorous

  Tsugumi Ohba, Takeshi Obata (2007). “Death note: Kindred spirit”, VIZ Media LLC

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• Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

  James Thurber

  Thinking, Hair, Cost

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• If we don't have a sense of humor, we lack a sense of perspective

  Wayne Thiebaud

  Perspective, Famous Artist, Painter

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• It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.

  Bill Bailey

  Funny, Outlook On Life, Fifth

  "Tinselworm". Documentary, Comedy, 2008.

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• We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

  Oscar Wilde

  Inspirational, Funny, Positive

  Lady Windermere's Fan act 3 (1892)

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• We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

  Phyllis Diller

  Funny, Hilarious, Mom

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• The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

  e. e. cummings

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'

  Joan Rivers

  Funny, Sarcastic, Children

  Twitter post from Apr 09, 2014

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• Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

  H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

  Inspirational, Life, Motivational

  "P.S. I Love You: When Mom Wrote, She Always Saved the Best for Last". Book by H. Jackson Brown, Jr., March 1, 1991.

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  Action is the foundational key to all success.

  Pablo Picasso

  Inspirational, Positive, Success

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• Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

  Yogi Berra

  Funny, Seems

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  I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

  Winston Churchill

  Funny, Leadership, Education

  Sir Winston Churchill (1966). “Irrepressible Churchill: a treasury of Winston Churchill's wit”

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• The mistakes of the fool are known to the world, but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself, but not to the world.

  Charles Caleb Colton

  Funny, Wise, Wisdom

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• Hermits have no peer pressure.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Solitude, Peer Pressure

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• Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

  W. H. Auden

  Love, Inspirational, Life

  Dyer's Hand (1963) "Notes on the Comic"

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• Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Jesus

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• Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Drug

  "Knucklehead of the week: Manny Ramirez" by Scott Ostler, www.sfgate.com. June 28, 2009.

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• The big ballpark can do it all!

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Bigs

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• Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets.

  Clemence Dane

  Laughing, Pockets, Picks

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• The last man that makes a joke owns it.

  Finley Peter Dunne

  Men, Lasts, Jokes

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• A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Sleep, Bags

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• Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Bats

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• Ambiguity — the Devil's volleyball.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Volleyball, Devil

  Twitter post from Nov 22, 2013

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