Fake Quotes

• I'm not a film star; I am an actress. Being a film star is such a false life, lived for fake values and for publicity.

  Vivien Leigh

  Inspirational, Motivational, Fake People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Leadership, Sarcastic

  "Mitch All Together". Live album by Mitch Hedberg, December 9, 2003.

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• It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.

  Matt Damon

  Fake People, Real

  "The Talented Mr. Ripley", www.imdb.com. 1999.

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• If we fail to look after others when they need help, who will look after us?

  Gautama Buddha

  Needs, Looks, Helping

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• I'll never try to put on a fake image. I'm just Zac.

  Zac Efron

  Fake People, Trying

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• Always sleep with one eye open. Never take anything for granted. Your best friends might just be your enemies.

  Sara Shepard

  Fake Friends, Fake People, Sleep

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• Just be truthful - and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

  Barbara Stanwyck

  Success, Fake People, Truth

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• Integrity is crucial for business success - once you can fake that, you've got it made.

  Henry Ford

  Integrity, Honor, Business Success

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• Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

  Sharon Stone

  Funny, Relationship, Sexy

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• Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

  George Burns

  Funny, Success, Fake People

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• Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

  Joey Skaggs

  Fake People, Important, Twists

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• Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

  Orson Welles

  Fake People, Eden, Tree

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• It is Hillary's lot in life not to be able to fake it well...

  Rich Lowry

  Fake People, Able, Wells

  "Hillary the Calculator" by Rich Lowry, www.realclearpolitics.com. January 24, 2007.

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• The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Life, Fake People

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.

  Beverley Jones

  Love, Running, Dog

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• Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

  Homer

  Kids, Beer, Son

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• I mean, the people who run Guantanamo, the military, pretty much dismiss complaints by the detainees because they say that they're all created as part of a political process to sort of fake complaints and get public support.

  Jane Mayer

  Running, Military, Mean

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• The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't.

  Lenny Bruce

  Funny, Happiness, Fake People

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• You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.

  William S. Burroughs

  Fake People, Quality, Meals

  William S. Burroughs (1988). “The Western Lands”, Penguin Group USA

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• Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.

  Victoria Jackson

  Fake People, Hate, Thinking

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• You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real.

  Victoria Abril

  Fake People, Real, Moving

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• You can't fake listening. It shows.

  Raquel Welch

  Fake People, Listening, Shows

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• After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of them, it had better be life.

  Joseph Brodsky

  Fake People, Life Is Hard, Masters

  Joseph Brodsky, Cynthia L. Haven (2002). “Joseph Brodsky: Conversations”, p.93, Univ. Press of Mississippi

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• Imagine that every person in the world is enlightened but you. They are all your teachers, each doing just the right things to help you learn perfect patience, perfect wisdom, perfect compassion.

  Gautama Buddha

  Spiritual, Teacher, Compassion

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• The great object is that every man be armed.

  Patrick Henry

  Father, Gun, Men

  Patrick Henry (2007). “Patrick Henry in his speeches and writings and in the words of his contemporaries”, Warwick House Publishing

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