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• According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them.

  Jay Leno

  Jobs, New York, President

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• People often find it easier to refute a fake extreme opponent than a more cautious real one, so they knock down the straw man instead. It is actually worth the trouble to identify the invalid forms of argument, and to learn their names. Not only can you then avoid them yourself; you can also identify them in opponents. If you call your opponent's errors by their Latin names, you can make it look as though he or she is suffering from a rare tropical disease.

  Madsen Pirie

  Real, Latin, Men

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• Don't fake it till you make it. Fake it till you become it.

  Amy Cuddy

  Motivation, Inspiration, Psychology

  Amy Cuddy (2015). “Presence: Bringing Your Boldest Self to Your Biggest Challenges”, Hachette UK

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• When I talk to people who believe in this global warming crap... it's fake science. They may have educations and degrees that say they are scientists, but they're not. They're political hacks and leftists.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Believe, People, Political

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• My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!

  Richard M. Nixon

  Moon, Secret, Venus

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• People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

  Zach Braff

  Thinking, People, Insincere

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• Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else's.

  Ziad K. Abdelnour

  Fake People, Real, Worry

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• I try not to fake anything.

  Jessica Chastain

  Fake People, People, Trying

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

  Zach Braff

  Kids, Ink, Invisible

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• You need to be a little crazy to change the world, and you can’t really fake it.

  Peter Diamandis

  Crazy, Needs, World

  Peter H. Diamandis, Steven Kotler (2012). “Abundance: The Future Is Better Than You Think”, p.233, Simon and Schuster

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• If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.

  Bootsy Collins

  Funny, Music, Song

  "Journalists must stop being in denial: bloggers are here to stay" by John Naughton, www.theguardian.com. May 28, 2005.

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• In some roles I have to wear fur, and I always make sure it's fake, like in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Faux fur is great because it shows people that faux can look fabulous.

  Kristen Johnston

  People, Spy, Fabulous

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• You can't fake authenticity.

  Mark Schaefer

  Marketing, Helpful, Authenticity

  Mark Schaefer (2014). “The Tao of Twitter, Revised and Expanded New Edition: Changing Your Life and Business 140 Characters at a Time”, p.77, McGraw Hill Professional

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• With Los Angeles, it's kind of a love-hate thing. Sometimes I think it's marvelous, and sometimes I think it's a dump. It's so fake and I can't deal with how fake it is.

  Joe Elliott

  Hate, Thinking, Kind

  "How to travel like a rock star". Interview with Doug Miller, www.nbcnews.com. January 23, 2008.

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• The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor. You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do. Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.

  E. V. Lucas

  Life, Art, Loss

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• In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second most popular fake newsman. At this rate, the class of 2021 will be addressed by a zoo parrot in a mortar-board that has been trained to say "congratulations.

  Stephen Colbert

  Zoos, Congratulations, Class

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• I keep chicks in my lap, throwing me head fakes!

  Fabolous

  Rap, Lap, Chicks

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Fake it, you will make it. But you have to believe it.

  Harbhajan Singh Yogi

  Inspirational, Believe, Bhajans

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• I've gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it's a fake thing.

  Andrew Hussie

  Believe, Heart, Ifs

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• I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business. But I was a 34C when I was 17...They stay up when I wear a push-up bra. But if people could see me when I come home and take off my bra, how could they think these are fake?

  Tyra Banks

  Home, Thinking, People

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• President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.

  Craig Ferguson

  President, Campaigns, Election

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• We've been to the Moon nine times. Why would we fake it nine times, if we faked it?

  Charles Duke

  Moon, Nine, Ifs

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• I love living. I think that's infectious, it's something you can't fake.

  Will Smith

  Thinking

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• Angeline's been hanging out with that dhampir. I just saw them walking off together. Is something going on with them?" "Which dhampir?" I asked. "The one with the fake British accent." "I don't think it's fake." "Well, whatever." Even I could read the jealousy in Trey's features. "What's up with them?" "Pretty sure there's nothing." "Then why are they always together?" Because she's trying to get over you, I thought.

  Richelle Mead

  Thinking, Over You, Trying

  Richelle Mead (2013). “The Fiery Heart: A Bloodlines Novel”, p.119, Penguin

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• This is a long tough road we have to travel. The men that can do things are going to be sought out just as surely as the sun rises in the morning. Fake reputations, habits of glib and clever speech, and glittering surface performance are going to be discovered.

  Dwight D. Eisenhower

  Morning, Clever, Men

  Letter to Vernon Prichard on August 27, 1942. "The Papers of Dwight David Eisenhower". Book edited by Alfred Dupont Chandler, p. 505, 1970.

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