Stupid People Quotes - Page 8

• Having a good relationship with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. Only stupid people or fools would think it was bad.

  Michael McFaul

  Stupid, Thinking, People

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• Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

  "George Carlin: Playin' with Your Head". TV Special, www.imdb.com. 1986.

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• If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Holiday, Weekend

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• I didn't realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are?

  Simon Cowell

  Stupid, People, Important

  "Simon Cowell's Personal UK Make Up Artist Julia Carta Talks About Working With Simon". justsimoncowell.wordpress.com. September 20, 2013.

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• A boy is a long time before he knows his alphabet, longer before he has learned to spell, and perhaps several years before he can read distinctly; and yet there are some people who, as soon as they get on a horse, entirely undressed and untaught, fancy that by beating and spurring they will make him a dressed horse in one morning only. I would fain ask such stupid people whether by beating a boy they would teach him to read without first showing him the alphabet? Sure, they would beat him to death, before they would make him read.

  Monty Roberts

  Morning, Horse, Stupid

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• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

  Stephen Hawking

  Mean, Artist, Facts

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• I most fear stupid people. Stupid people will do anything. Truly smart people will do only what is logical for them to do.

  C. J. Cherryh

  Smart, Stupid, People

  C. J. Cherryh (2012). “Intruder”, p.134, Penguin

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• The world will not end. This is ridiculous. I think it's like 2000. It's a great trick to do business and earn lots of money because stupid people hoard things. This is a stimulator of the economy.

  Ronnie Radke

  Stupid, Thinking, People

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• You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Fighting, Blow

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.81, Hachette UK

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• Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

  George Carlin

  Sports, Jesus, Stupid

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• And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Messages

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• Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Bleeding

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• Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

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• Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Thinking, People

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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• TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

  Douglas Coupland

  Time, Stupid, Technology

  Douglas Coupland (2008). “JPod”, p.11, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• I don't imagine you will dispute the fact that at present the stupid people are in an absolutely overwhelming majority all the world over.

  Henrik Ibsen

  Stupid, People, Majority

  Henrik Ibsen (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Henrik Ibsen (Illustrated)”, p.2211, Delphi Classics

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• I’ve never heard that the sexual act requires any particular intelligence. From what I’ve observed, many stupid people are easily able to produce children.

  Lisa Kleypas

  Children, Stupid, People

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• I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

  George Carlin

  Christian, Thinking, Responsible

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• Science fiction tends to be philosophy for stupid people.

  Chuck Klosterman

  Philosophy, Stupid, People

  Chuck Klosterman (2003). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto”, p.157, Simon and Schuster

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• You know the typical crowd, Wow, it’s Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there? Well, yeah. Because there’s nothing out there. It’s stupidity. Stupid people mingling with stupid people. Let them stupidify themselves. I’ve never been bothered with the need to rush out into the night. That’s all. Sorry for all the millions, but I’ve never been lonely. I like myself. I’m the best form of entertainment I have.

  Charles Bukowski

  Friday, Lonely, Sorry

  Charles Bukowski (2003). “Sunlight Here I Am: Interviews and Encounters, 1963-1993”

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• They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can say who the new Tyrant is. One man ... one vet. ... Everyone has ... the vet. Except for women, of course. And children. And criminals. And slaves. And stupid people. And people of foreign extraction. And people disapproved of for, er, various reasons. And lots of other people. But everyone apart from them. It's a very enlightened civilization.

  Terry Pratchett

  Country, Children, Stupid

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• This man, who for twenty-five years has been reading and writing about art, and in all that time has never understood anything about art, has for twenty-five years been hashing over other people's ideas about realism, naturalism and all that nonsense; for twenty-five years he has been reading and writing about what intelligent people already know and about what stupid people don't want to know--which means that for twenty-five years he's been taking nothing and making nothing out of it. And with it all, what conceit! What pretension!

  Anton Chekhov

  Art, Stupid, Reading

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• Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Self Esteem, Humorous

  George Carlin (2001). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humor, Comedian

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Remember, don't start trying to relax; that is the most absurd thing in the world. And there are many stupid people writing books about relaxation. I have come across one book - the name of the book is YOU MUST RELAX! Now that very word 'must' is enough to keep you tense. Relaxation cannot be a "must," it cannot be an effort.

  Rajneesh

  Stupid, Book, Writing

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