Stupid People Quotes - Page 5

• Stupidity is not a crime.

  Alexei Navalny

  Stupidity, Crime

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• At Athens, wise men propose, and fools dispose.

  Alcuin

  Wise, Men, Fool

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• He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.

  Voltaire

  Learning, Ignorance, Funny Sarcastic

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• The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Motivational, Pain, Attitude

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• The conflict is not between Christianity and Islam or between East and West - instead, it is between stupid people and other stupid people.

  Terry Pratchett

  Stupid, People, Islam

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• he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

  Woody Allen

  Witty, Stupid, Humorous

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• If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

  George Carlin

  Baseball, Team, Stupid

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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• I'm bothered by the fact that stupid people don't spontaneously combust, which they should.

  Erik Naggum

  Stupid, People, Facts

  Re: A draft business plan for free software LISP vendors (Usenet article), groups.google.com. March 7, 1999.

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• There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid.

  John Fowles

  Stupid, Silly, Intelligent

  "Daily Telegraph", August 15, 1991.

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• I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Hilarious, Humorous

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• I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

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• Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.

  Don Winslow

  Smart, Stupid, People

  Don Winslow (2012). “The Kings of Cool: A Prequel to Savages”, p.19, Simon and Schuster

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• Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

  John Green

  Stupid, College, Years

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• Beware of stupid people who are motivated and energetic.

  Margaret Catley-Carlson

  Stupid, People, Motivated

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• Only stupid people don't change their minds.

  Boutros Boutros-Ghali

  Stupid, People, Mind

  "The Change in the Administration's Position". Interview with Arnaud de Borchgrave, www.globalpolicy.org. November 11, 1996.

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• One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Pregnancy

  "It's Bad for Ya". Comedy album by George Carlin, 2008.

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• A brainiac notices everything, an ignoramus comments about everything.

  Heinrich Heine

  Stupid, People, Comment

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• I think the best answer is as little as possible.

  Mitt Romney

  Thinking, Answers, Littles

  "Michelle Obama Answers Boxers vs. Briefs Question On "LIVE! with Kelly and Michael". www.huffingtonpost.com. October 19, 2012.

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• It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.

  Anton Szandor LaVey

  Silly, Cynical, Stupidity

  "The Nine Satanic Sins". Book by Anton Szandor LaVey, 1987.

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• May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

  George Carlin

  Death, Suicide, Humorous

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• So far, this is the oldest I've been.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Stupid people are dangerous.

  Suzanne Collins

  Stupid, People, Dangerous

  Suzanne Collins (2009). “The Hunger Games”, p.154, Scholastic Inc.

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• One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Sometimes

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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• The future will soon be a thing of the past.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, Past, People

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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