Stupid People Quotes - Page 9

• I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

  George Carlin

  Christian, Thinking, Responsible

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• Science fiction tends to be philosophy for stupid people.

  Chuck Klosterman

  Philosophy, Stupid, People

  Chuck Klosterman (2003). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto”, p.157, Simon and Schuster

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• You know the typical crowd, Wow, it’s Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there? Well, yeah. Because there’s nothing out there. It’s stupidity. Stupid people mingling with stupid people. Let them stupidify themselves. I’ve never been bothered with the need to rush out into the night. That’s all. Sorry for all the millions, but I’ve never been lonely. I like myself. I’m the best form of entertainment I have.

  Charles Bukowski

  Friday, Lonely, Sorry

  Charles Bukowski (2003). “Sunlight Here I Am: Interviews and Encounters, 1963-1993”

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• They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can say who the new Tyrant is. One man ... one vet. ... Everyone has ... the vet. Except for women, of course. And children. And criminals. And slaves. And stupid people. And people of foreign extraction. And people disapproved of for, er, various reasons. And lots of other people. But everyone apart from them. It's a very enlightened civilization.

  Terry Pratchett

  Country, Children, Stupid

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• This man, who for twenty-five years has been reading and writing about art, and in all that time has never understood anything about art, has for twenty-five years been hashing over other people's ideas about realism, naturalism and all that nonsense; for twenty-five years he has been reading and writing about what intelligent people already know and about what stupid people don't want to know--which means that for twenty-five years he's been taking nothing and making nothing out of it. And with it all, what conceit! What pretension!

  Anton Chekhov

  Art, Stupid, Reading

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• Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Self Esteem, Humorous

  George Carlin (2001). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humor, Comedian

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners.

  Mitt Romney

  Team, Election, Nascar

  "Mitt Romney: ‘I Have Some Friends Who Are NASCAR Team Owners’" By Ariel Edwards-Levy, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 26, 2012.

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• Syria is Iran's only ally in the Arab world. It's their route to the sea.

  Mitt Romney

  Stupid, Iran, Sea

  TRANSCRIPT: Presidential debate on foreign policy at Lynn University, www.foxnews.com. October 22, 2012.

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• We use Ann sparingly right now so that people don't get tired of her.

  Mitt Romney

  Stupid, Tired, People

  "Ann Romney's campaign role gets muddled as election creeps to an end" by Tom McCarthy, www.theguardian.com. September 19, 2012.

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• We have a potentially volatile situation but we sort of live with it, and we kick the ball down the field and hope that ultimately, somehow, something will happen and resolve it.

  Mitt Romney

  Stupid, People, Balls

  Romney's Speech From Mother Jones Video, www.nytimes.com. September 19, 2012.

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• The embassy in Cairo put out a statement after their grounds had been breached. ... An apology for America's values is never the right course. ... The statement that came from the administration was - was a statement which is akin to apology and I think was a - a severe miscalculation.

  Mitt Romney

  Stupid, Apology, Thinking

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• God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People, Guy

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• Remember, don't start trying to relax; that is the most absurd thing in the world. And there are many stupid people writing books about relaxation. I have come across one book - the name of the book is YOU MUST RELAX! Now that very word 'must' is enough to keep you tense. Relaxation cannot be a "must," it cannot be an effort.

  Rajneesh

  Stupid, Book, Writing

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• Tax is for the poor or the stupid people.

  Dhirubhai Ambani

  Inspirational, Powerful, Stupid

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• I know how stupid people can be. I've played in front of 5,000 people that bought a ticket to my concert, and some guy who's bought a ticket decides he's going to throw a bottle at my head. That's a simple act of stupidity. That's not even defiance.

  Billy Corgan

  Stupid, Simple, People

  Interview with Marc Hawthorne, www.avclub.com. June 30, 2005.

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• We're free out here, really free for the first time. We're floating, literally. Gravity can't bow our backs or break our arches or tame our ideas. You know, it's only out here that stupid people like us can really think. The weightlessness gets our thoughts and we can sort them. Ideas grow out here like nowhere else - it's the right environment for them. Anyone can get into space, if he wants to hard enough. The ticket is a dream.

  Fritz Leiber

  Dream, Stupid, Thinking

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• Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

  Bill Hicks

  Stupid, Clueless, People

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.310, Hachette UK

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• We're a stupid industry led by stupid people.

  Gordon Bethune

  Stupid, People, Industry

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• I wanted to make a film about stupid people that was very vulgar and deeply stupid. From that moment on I can hardly be reproached for making a film that is about stupid people.

  Claude Chabrol

  Stupid, People, Film

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• When you give success to stupid people, it makes them more stupid sometimes and not more intelligent.

  Arsene Wenger

  Stupid, Intelligent, People

  "Mourinho reveals Wenger dossier". news.bbc.co.uk. November 2, 2005.

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• There are no bad drugs. There's simply stupid people who don't know how to use them.

  Timothy Leary

  Stupid, People, Drug

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• That stupid people are more violent is a fact independent of skin color.

  Eric S. Raymond

  Stupid, Independent, Skin Color

  "What good is IQ?" by Eric S. Raymond, esr.ibiblio.org. November 17, 2003.

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• Stupid people shouldn’t breed.

  Jenny Holzer

  Stupid, People

  David Joselit, Joan Simon, Renata Salecl, Jenny Holzer (1998). “Jenny Holzer”, Phaidon Inc Ltd

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