Stupid People Quotes - Page 12

• If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

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• Hooray for most things!

  George Carlin

  Stupid, People

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• What was the best thing before sliced bread?

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

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• Life is a zero sum game.

  George Carlin

  Zero, Stupid, Games

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• These are stupid people that say, ‘Oh didn’t Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn’t he go bankrupt?’ I didn’t go bankrupt.

  Donald Trump

  Stupid, People, Trump

  "Donald Trump, Statesman of the Year?" by Ed Crego, George Muñoz and Frank Islam, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 23, 2012.

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• There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly monumental disaster, you need people with high IQs.

  Thomas Sowell

  Stupid, Creating, People

  Thomas Sowell (2011). “Dismantling America and Other Controversial Essays (Large Print 16pt)”, p.98, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• Metallica's the only band i've ever been in. I'm not sure that when it ends in five, ten years, I'm going to put an ad in the paper saying, 'stupid drummer looking for stupid people to play music with,' Metallica is it and I think when that ceases, that's it.

  Lars Ulrich

  Stupid, Thinking, Years

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• I'm not sure if you can blame everything on the American way of life, but the United States are big. So, if you have a lot of people there, the percentage of stupid people is bound to be higher.

  Stephen Malkmus

  Stupid, People, United States

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• The majority never has right on its side. Never, I say! That is one of these social lies against which an independent, intelligent men must wage war. Who is it that constitute the majority of the population in a country? Is it the clever folk, or the stupid? I don't imagine you will dispute the fact that at present the stupid people are in an absolutely overwhelming majority all the world over.

  Henrik Ibsen

  Country, Clever, War

  Henrik Ibsen (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Henrik Ibsen (Illustrated)”, p.2211, Delphi Classics

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• There was a survey done a few years ago that affected me greatly. it was discovered that intelligent people either estimate their intelligence accurately or slightly underestimate themselves, but stupid people overestimate their intelligence and by huge margins. (And these were things like straight up math tests, not controversial IQ tests.)

  Harvey Pekar

  Stupid, Math, Intelligent

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• Watch your thoughts, they become words.

  Laozi

  Motivational, Determination, Smart

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• Religion is designed for stupid people. Science is designed for stupid people who are embarrassed by their stupidity, who want to do something about it.

  Paul Lutus

  Stupid, People, Want

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• Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart. Never. Ever. 'You can come down the evolutionary ladder,' Chon has observed to Ben and O; 'you can't climb up.

  Don Winslow

  Smart, Stupid, People

  Don Winslow (2012). “The Kings of Cool: A Prequel to Savages”, p.19, Simon and Schuster

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• Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them.

  Aaron Sorkin

  Smart, Stupid, People

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• Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them".

  Chetan Bhagat

  Smart, Stupid, College

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• Is it that they think it a duty to be continually talking,' pursued she: 'and so never pause to think, but fill up with aimless trifles and vain repetitions when subjects of real interest fail to present themselves? - or do they really take a pleasure in such discourse?' 'Very likely they do,' said I; 'their shallow minds can hold no great ideas, and their light heads are carried away by trivialities that would not move a better-furnished skull; - and their only alternative to such discourse is to plunge over head and ears into the slough of scandal - which is their chief delight.

  Anne Bronte

  Real, Moving, Thinking

  Anne Bronte (2016). “The Tenant of Wildfell Hall (Diversion Illustrated Classics)”, p.98, Diversion Books

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• I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women.

  Mitt Romney

  Numbers, Groups, Helping

  Second presidential debate between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y, www.foxnews.com. October 16, 2012.

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• We have a president, who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps.

  Mitt Romney

  Nice, Thinking, Guy

  "Mitt Romney’s Nutty Professor" by Tim Murphy, www.motherjones.com. April 30, 2012.

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• I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was.

  Mitt Romney

  Election, Said, Familiar

  "Mitt Romney stands by invocation of Rev. Wright". www.washingtonpost.com. May 17, 2012.

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• No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate, they know that this is the place that we were born and raised.

  Mitt Romney

  Election, Birth, Certificates

  "NBC and CBS Pounce on Romney’s Birth Certificate ‘Swipe’ at Obama: ‘Was It a Joke?’". "NBC Nightly News" with David Gregory, www.mrc.org. August 24, 2012.

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• Unhappiness does make people look stupid.

  Anatole France

  Stupid, People, Doe

  Anatole France (2015). “The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard: Works by France”, p.154, 谷月社

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• Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid.

  Michel de Montaigne

  Stupid, People, Foolishness

  Michel de Montaigne (1976). “The Complete Essays of Montaigne”

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• If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

  Louis C. K.

  Crazy, Stupid, Thinking

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• We must love stupid people better than ourselves; are they not the really unfortunate ones of this world? Do not people without taste and without ideal grow constantly weary, rejoicing in nothing, and being quite useless here below?

  George Sand

  Stupid, Ambition, People

  George Sand (2009). “Letters of George Sand”, p.13, Cosimo, Inc.

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• But space travel can't ease the pressure on a planet grown too crowded not even with today's ships and probably not with any future ships-because stupid people won't leave the slopes of their home volcano even when it starts to smoke and rumble. What space travel does do is drain off the best brains: those smart enough to see a catastrophe before it happens, and with the guts to pay the price-abandon home, wealth, friends, relatives, everything-and go. That's a tiny fraction of one percent. But that's enough.

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Smart, Stupid, Home

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