The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems
Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.
Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.
A star on top will complete all the scenery!
You cannot stop the unstoppable
Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!
I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!
Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.
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