Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.
Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!
You cannot stop the unstoppable
A star on top will complete all the scenery!
I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!
Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.
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