Spongebob Squarepants Quotes

• I watch a lot of cartoons. I watch a lot of "SpongeBob SquarePants" and "Phineas and Ferb."

  Colin Kaepernick

  Cartoon, Watches

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• The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

  Patrick Star

  Mind, Enigma, Relatable

  FaceBook post by Patrick Star from Jul 28, 2011

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• Unfortunately most easily-digested entertainment has as much actual content as a Spongebob Squarepants episode, so the trick is to try to fit actual nourishing content into enjoyable entertainment.

  Jeffrey Lewis

  Trying, Entertainment, Fit

  Source: therumpus.net

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• Elves, pixies, gnomes- the Moomins, Chorlton and the Wheelies, SpongeBob SquarePants- they all tried to invade you at some point.

  Jacqueline Rayner

  Pixies, Gnome

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• In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

  David Hasselhoff

  Caught, Cases, Havens

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• I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari

  James Patterson

  Mean, Kids, Talking

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• I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'

  R. L. Stine

  Adults, Tunes, Looney Tunes

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them.

  Thom Yorke

  Kids, Eye, Government

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• The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.'

  Craig Ferguson

  Marijuana, California, Firsts

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