Underwear Quotes

Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.

Chris Pirillo

People, Computer, Stranger

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From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

Bertolt Brecht

Clean Underwear, Coffins, Literature

Bertolt Brecht, Desmond Ivo Vesey, Eric Bentley (1964). “The Threepenny Opera”, p.51, Grove Press

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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

Jerry Seinfeld

Funny, Birthday, Epic

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You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.

Rachel Bilson

Rainy Day, Learned Person, Forget Everything

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To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear.

Mason Cooley

Sexy, Needs, Littles

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Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.

Veronica Webb

Ruins, Pairs, Knows

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Nicky Gumbel

Knowledge, Personal Growth, Shows

Twitter post from Apr 10, 2014

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In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.

Julia Child

Food, Men, People

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Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.

Helen Nielsen

Funny, Humor, Humility

Helen Nielsen (1959). “The Fifth Caller”

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Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.

Phil Gramm

Joy, Doe, Half

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Governments are like underwear. They start smelling pretty bad if you don't change them once in a while.

Margaret Murray

Government, Don't Change, Ifs

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Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire.

H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Attire, Solemn, Audacious

H. Jackson Brown Jr. (2007). “Complete Life's Little Instruction Book: 1,560 Suggestions, Observations, and Reminders on How to Live a Happy and Rewarding Life”, p.28, Thomas Nelson Inc

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Underwear is such an emotional thing.

Elle Macpherson

Emotional, Feel Good, Emotional Things

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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Woody Allen

Funny, Death, Believe

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Who hasn't danced in their underwear?

Tom Cruise

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Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Power, Economy, Discarded

John Kenneth Galbraith (1968). “The New Industrial State”

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Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband.

Miranda Kerr

Husband, Nice, Makeup

"'I wear nice underwear to keep my husband': Miranda Kerr has the most progressive attitude towards relationships EVER" by Corinne Redfern, www.mirror.co.uk. December 05, 2012.

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I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

Emo Philips

Funny, Humor, New Day

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I'm an addict for underwear.

Jennifer Ellison

Addict

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I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time.

Ashley Tisdale

Kind, Persons

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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

Rodney Dangerfield

Morning, Laughing, Guy

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A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it, but you don't have to show it off. The expression a woman wears on her face is more important than the clothes she wears on her back.

Dale Carnegie

Expression, Clothes, Important

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What I've always wished I'd invented was paper underwear, even knowing that the idea never took off when they did come out with it. I still think it's a good idea, and I don't know why people resist it when they've accepted paper napkins and paper plates and paper curtains and paper towels-it would make more sense not to have to wash out underwear than not to have to wash out towels.

Andy Warhol

Thinking, Ideas, Knowing

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One of my assistants found this old German machine. It was originally used to make underwear. Like Chanel, who started with underwear fabric - jerseys - we used the machine that made underwear to make something else

Issey Miyake

Machines, Fabric, Assistants

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I love a man who can wear my underwear.

Yasmine Bleeth

Men, Clean Underwear

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