In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.
Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows.
Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I love a man who can wear my underwear.
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it, but you don't have to show it off. The expression a woman wears on her face is more important than the clothes she wears on her back.
I do have a lucky pair of underwear.
Who hasn't danced in their underwear?
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?
What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.
My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.
I'm an addict for underwear.
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
A newspaper reported I spend $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn't spend that much unless I wore sable underwear.
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.
You can tell a lot about a person by what’s on their playlist.
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
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