Brian Weiss Quotes About Golf

Quotes about: Golf

• The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

  Brian Weiss

  Golf, Long, Tree

• That putt had more breaks than a government job.

  Brian Weiss

  Jobs, Golf, Government

• That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.

  Brian Weiss

  Golf, Needs, Cutters

• Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive.

  Brian Weiss

  Fun, Golf, Stories

• I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it cut my scores in half.

  Brian Weiss

  Golf, Cutting, Half

• Golf is like smoking, I have been trying to quit for years.

  Brian Weiss

  Golf, Years, Smoking

• It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole.

  Brian Weiss

  Golf, Earth, Break

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