Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?
I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.
I never have anything to talk about.
I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.
I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.
I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.
I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.
My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.
Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.
I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.
Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not.
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