I've retroactively made all that wasted time rotting my brain into research. It makes me a hypocrite when I try to tell my own daughter, "I don't know, I think we've played a little too much Mario."
I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something.
...now that everyone could vote from home, via the OASIS, the only people who could get elected were movie stars, reality TV personalities, or radical televangelists.
I burned through all of my extra lives in a matter of minutes, and my two least-favorite words appeared on the screen: GAME OVER.
A river of words flowed between us.
The clans began to bombard the outer force field with rockets, missiles, nukes, and harsh language.
Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation.
"Video games paid for my house. What am I saying? Go ahead and keep playing!"
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