Joanne Fluke Quotes

• If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.

  Joanne Fluke

  Morning, People, Chocolate

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• The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.

  Joanne Fluke

  Giving, Secret, Needs

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• For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.

  Joanne Fluke

  Race, Pulse, Jelly

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• IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.

  Joanne Fluke

  Lakes, Lunch, Eden

  Joanne Fluke (2011). “Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder”, p.79, Kensington Books

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• Minnesotans who bought scenic art usually avoided winter scenes. Hannah didn't find that surprising. Minnesota winters were long. Why would they want to buy a painting that would constantly remind them of the bone-chilling cold, the heavy snow that had to be shoveled, and the necessity of dressing up in survival gear to do nothing more than take out the garbage?

  Joanne Fluke

  Art, Winter, Dressing Up

  Joanne Fluke (2011). “Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder”, p.120, Kensington Books

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• P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.

  Joanne Fluke

  Secret, Lasts, Rooms

  Joanne Fluke, Laura Levine, Leslie Meier (2011). “Joanne Fluke Christmas Bundle: Sugar Cookie Murder, Candy Cane Murder, Plum Pudding Murder, & Gingerbread Cookie Murder”, p.163, Kensington Books

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• She was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more.

  Joanne Fluke

  Glasses, Half, Levels

  Joanne Fluke (2011). “Apple Turnover Murder Bundle with Key Lime Pie Murder, Cherry Cheesecake Murder, and Lemon Meringue Pie Murder”, p.51, Kensington Books

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• If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.

  Joanne Fluke

  Dad, Alzheimer's, Church

  Joanne Fluke (2011). “Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder”, p.14, Kensington Books

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