To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality
A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.
The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.
No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.
At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.
...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!
Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode
Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.
Cats are cats . . . the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something. -James Mackintosh Qwilleran
Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode
Cats are fond of mooning.
Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?
Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?
People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.
The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.
Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.
Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.
I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.
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