When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30 per cent said, “Yes”, while the other 70 per cent replied, “What, again?”
I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers.
Italy is now a great country to invest in... Today we have fewer communists and those who are still there deny having been one. Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries... superb girls.
I'm 74 years old and even though I may be a bit of a rascal, 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a 30-year-old.
The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power.
There is nothing new in Egypt. Egyptians are making history as usual.
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.
It’s better to be passionate about beautiful women than gay men.
I don't need to go into office for the power. I have houses all over the world, stupendous boats... beautiful airplanes, a beautiful wife, a beautiful family... I am making a sacrifice.
If I, taking care of everyone's interests, also take care of my own, you can't talk about a conflict of interest.
Only Napoleon did more than I have done. But I am definitely taller.
The women of the Right are certainly the most beautiful the Left has no taste, not even when it comes to women.
Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation.
Only I can turn this country around.
I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself for everyone.
I always win, I'm cursed to win.
Women are lining up to marry me. Legend has it, I know how to do it.
I'm a man of honour, a truthful person, a gentleman of absolute morality .
I tell you the truth: if I lived in a country where there was no day appointed for elections, I would become a revolutionary, if not a terrorist. And that is because I love liberty too much; without liberty a man is not a man. He has no dignity.
In Italy, I am almost seen as German for my workaholism. Also I am from Milan, the city where people work the hardest. Work, work, work - I am almost German.
The link between my experience as an entrepreneur and that of a politician is all in one word: freedom.
By definition, as a Prime Minister I cannot be a liar.
Berlusconi's advice to Italians trying to escape poverty: "Do it my way and earn more money".
I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to.
It's better to like beautiful girls than to be gay.
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