The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Another argument, vaguer and even less persuasive, is that gay marriage somehow does harm to heterosexual marriage. I have yet to meet anyone who can explain to me what this means. In what way would allowing same-sex partners to marry diminish the marriages of heterosexual couples?
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
Like I said, I've got too much respect for women to marry them, but that doesn't mean you can't support them emotionally and financially.
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.
If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
I figure no matter how old you are, it's always going to be your first marriage and no life experience is going to make you a better judge of who you should marry.
Oh, I don’t care about Jack. I don’t care for anybody in the whole world but you. I love you, Cecily. You will marry me, won’t you? You silly boy! Of course. Why, we have been engaged for the last three months. For the last three months?
I wouldn't be the man I am today without the woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago
I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness.
Either you go to America with Mrs. Van Hopper or you come home to Manderley with me." "Do you mean you want a secretary or something?" "No, I'm asking you to marry me, you little fool.
I respect a woman too much to marry her.
Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?
Which one of the three candidates would you want your daughter to marry?
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
The moment I was introduced to my wife, Emma, at a party I thought, here she is - and 20 minutes later I told her she ought to marry me. She thought I was as mad as a rat. She wouldn't even give me her telephone number - and she wrote in her diary: "A funny little man asked me to marry him."
Though I am not imperial, and though Elizabeth may not deserve it, the Queen of England will easily deserve to have an emperor's son to marry.
Mamoru, please say it once more. -Usagi Again? But I've said it 50 times! -Mamoru Please? One more time? -Usagi Okay, for the last time. Marry me, Usagi. -Mamoru
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