The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Another argument, vaguer and even less persuasive, is that gay marriage somehow does harm to heterosexual marriage. I have yet to meet anyone who can explain to me what this means. In what way would allowing same-sex partners to marry diminish the marriages of heterosexual couples?
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.
Like I said, I've got too much respect for women to marry them, but that doesn't mean you can't support them emotionally and financially.
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
I figure no matter how old you are, it's always going to be your first marriage and no life experience is going to make you a better judge of who you should marry.
Oh, I don’t care about Jack. I don’t care for anybody in the whole world but you. I love you, Cecily. You will marry me, won’t you? You silly boy! Of course. Why, we have been engaged for the last three months. For the last three months?
I wouldn't be the man I am today without the woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago
If you won’t marry me for the sake of your own honor, then do it for the sake of everyone who would have to tolerate me otherwise. Marry me because I need someone who will help me to laugh at myself. Because someone has to teach me how to whistle. Marry me, Lillian… because I have the most irresistible fascination for your ears.
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty.
Now I want you to listen to me," he said in a low voice, taking her chin in his hand and forcing her to look at him. "And listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once. You are going to marry me before this week is out. Since you have conveniently run off to Scotland, we don't need a special license. You're just lucky I don't haul you off to a church right this instant. Get yourself a dress and get yourself some flowers, because, sweeetheart, you're getting yourself a new name.
If none were to Marry, but Men of strict Vertue and Honour, I doubt the World would be but thinly peopled.
Women are lining up to marry me. Legend has it, I know how to do it.
When I meet a beautiful girl, the first thing I say is 'will you marry me?'. The second thing I say is, 'how do you do?'
I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.
Marry me. Marry me, my wonderful, darling friend.
Things really began to move for us. In 1953 I could afford to marry Doreen.
I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes and Frank Sinatra, and from Artie Shaw's verbal abuse. But George [C. Scott] was a different category of animal when he got drunk. He'd break into my hotel room, which he did in Italy, London and at the Beverly Hills Hotel, attack me to where I was frightened for my life, and scream, 'Why won't you marry me?' Well, I would never marry a man who couldn't control his liquor. Me, I'm a happy drunk. I laugh, I dance. I certainly don't break bottles and threaten to kill.
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