If you think that someone is out to steal everything you have, you're either paranoid or a member of the middle class.
It's getting harder and harder to worry needlessly.
The choice so often these days is to believe something that seems insane or go insane.
Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?
Nowadays you envy a manic-depressive. Half the time he's happy, the other half he's right.
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