Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him.
Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.
An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect.
It is tact that is golden, not silence.
One of the first businesses of a sensible man is to know when he is beaten, and to leave off fighting at once.
From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
Words are like money; there is nothing so useless, unless when in actual use.
I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how little remains that we cannot do.
Words are not as satisfactory as we should like them to be, but, like our neighbours, we have got to live with them and must make the best and not the worst of them.
The seven deadly sins: Want of money, bad health, bad temper, chastity, family ties, knowing that you know things, and believing in the Christian religion.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
It is not he who gains the exact point in dispute who scores most in controversy - but he who has shown the better temper.
To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
The three most important things a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his money, and his religious opinions.
Christ: I dislike him very much. Still, I can stand him. What I cannot stand is the wretched band of people whose profession is to hoodwink us about him.
Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.
Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.
God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.
Oaths are but words, and words are but wind.
God and the Devil are an effort after specialisation and division of labour.
The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: