I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.
The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round.
They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.
Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.
Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.
There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.
Primarily, every rule change over the past ten years has been against the pitchers - lowering the mound and the designated hitter.
Wait until Tommy Lasorda meets the Lord and finds out He's wearing pinstripes
I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
Do for yourself or do without.
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