Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.
I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.
I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.
Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.
If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.
[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me.
Wit doesn't make girls pretty.
I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.
I didn't like mundane life.
Every age has its happiness and troubles.
I think I will die laughing.
I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.
Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life.
In life, people sometimes make rotten deals.
I wait for death and journalists.
When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me.
I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing.
He who hugs too much, hugs badly!
I'd like to go to the Moon.
My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain.
I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.
I'm not afraid of anything.
All babies are beautiful.
There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them.
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