The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely.
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1.
Anything on paper is obsolete!
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
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