I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.
They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?
Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.
Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.
My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.
Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.
Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?
Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.
Slide slide slippity-slide
When you're living in a city it's do or die
If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?
If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop
Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.
We got to push to give, and one life to live.
Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.
Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
We live in a society created by an empire
That's based on terror...welcome to the One World Era,
A complete interruption to your lil' paltry-ass life,
That you thought you was livin, and what you been given.
This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.
I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.
Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.
Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.
Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.
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