The old religionist cried out for his god. The new religionist cries out for some god to be his.
The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
Playing as children means playing is the most serious thing in the world.
Where does a wise man kick a pebble? On the beach. Where does a wise man hide a leaf? In the forest.
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.
Do not, I beseech you be troubled by the increase of forces already in dissolution. You have mistake the hour of the night: it is already morning.
The past is democratic, because it is a people. The future is despotic, because it is a caprice. Every man is alone in his prediction, just as each man is alone in a dream.
The Museum is not meant either for the wanderer to see by accident or for the pilgrim to see with awe. It is meant for the mere slave of a routine of self- education to stuff himself with every sort of incongruous intellectual food in one indigestible meal.
The miser is the man who starves himself and everybody else, in order to worship wealth in its dead form, as distinct from its living form.
[There is] one distinctly human thing - the story. There can be as good science about a turnip as about a man. ... [Or philosophy, or theology] ...There can be, without any question at all, as good higher mathematics about a turnip as about a man. But I do not think, though I speak in a manner somewhat tentative, that there could be as good a novel written about a turnip as a man.
Men can construct a science with very few instruments, or with very plain instruments; but no one on earth could construct a science with unreliable instruments. A man might work out the whole of mathematics with a handful of pebbles, but not with a handful of clay which was always falling apart into new fragments, and falling together into new combinations. A man might measure heaven and earth with a reed, but not with a growing reed.
There is something to be said for every error; but, whatever may be said for it, the most important thing to be said about it is that it is erroneous.
...it is not necessary to the child to awaken to the sense of the strange and humorous by giving a man a luminous nose...to the child it is sufficiently strange and humorous to have a nose at all.
We must be clear about what we want to paint. This adds a further principle to our previous list of principles. We have said we must be fond of this world, even in order to change it.
You could compile the worst book in the world entirely out of selected passages from the best writers in the world.
The idea of private property universal but private, the idea of families free but still families, of domesticity democratic but still domestic, of one man one house - this remains the real vision and magnet of mankind. The world may accept something more official and general, less human and intimate. But the world will be like a broken-hearted woman who makes a humdrum marriage because she may not make a happy one; Socialism may be the world's deliverance, but it is not the world's desire.
If we could destroy custom at a blow and see the stars as a child sees them, we should need no other apocalypse.
It is much easier to write a good Times leading article than a good joke in Punch.
Whether a man chooses to tell the truth in long sentences or short jokes is a problem analogous to whether he chooses to tell the truth in French or in German.
Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it.
The full value of this life can only be got by fighting; the violent take it by storm. And if we have accepted everything we have missed something - war. This life of ours is a very enjoyable fight, but a very miserable truce.
Half a truth is better than no politics.
People in high life are hardened to the wants and distresses of mankind as surgeons are to their bodily pains.
A cosmic philosophy is not constructed to fit a man; a cosmic philosophy is constructed to fit a cosmos. A man can no more possess a private religion than he can possess a private sun and moon.
The modern world is filled with men who hold dogmas so strongly that they do not even know they are dogmas.
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