Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, "OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell."
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
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