Woody Paige Quotes

• Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she’s not coming back

  Woody Paige

  Asking, Coming Back, Algebra

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• Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

  Woody Paige

  Issues, Chocolate, Looks

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• Life isn't a cabaret. It's a dive bar.

  Woody Paige

  Funny Life, Bars, Cabaret

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• My workout philosophy is; no pain, no pain

  Woody Paige

  Workout, Pain, Philosophy

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• Because of television, sports columnists have become personalities. I went to a party [during Super Bowl week] and there must have been 500 people who wanted to talk to me because they saw me on TV. I've become sort of the Soupy Sales character on TV, and people do not really know me as a writer.

  Woody Paige

  Sports, Party, Character

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