We are firm believers of the paranormal, but we believe over 80 percent of all claims can be disproved.
All a skeptic is is someone who hasn't had an experience yet.
Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again.
If your cat's speaking Latin, you might have a problem.
We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.
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