Quentin Crisp Quotes - Page 5

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• Flowers are words even a baby can understand.

  Quentin Crisp

  Baby, Flower

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• Assoon as I stepped out of my mother's womb on to dry land, I realized that I had made a mistake?but the trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

  Quentin Crisp

  Mother, Children, Mistake

  1968 The Naked Civil Servant, ch.2.

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• The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It's not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it's the resentment that settles on your face

  Quentin Crisp

  Morning, Keys, Faces

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• Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): "What's the matter, sexy? Don't you like dehydrated fruit?

  Quentin Crisp

  Sexy, Men, Handsome

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• The measure of woman's distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr's crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.

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  Lying, Complaining, Crowns

  "The Naked Civil Servant". Book by Quentin Crisp, Chapter 15, 1968.

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• Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

  Quentin Crisp

  Journey, Laughing, Accounts

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• Many [hooligans] discover to their shame that they have scruples; they have roots and, greatest disadvantage of all, they have hope. The fathers superior of the order do not try to influence their children in Satan; they merely shake their heads in sorrow. They know that the apostate must work out his own damnation.

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  Children, Father, Order

  "The Naked Civil Servant". Book by Quentin Crisp, Chapter 26, 1968.

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• A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.

  Quentin Crisp

  Egomaniacs, Share, Starvation

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• The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once.

  Quentin Crisp

  Love, Thinking, Style

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• An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

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  Funny, Missing, Lasts

  Naked Civil Servant (1968) ch. 29

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• Exhibitionism is like a drug. Hooked in adolescence I was now taking doses so massive they would have killed a novice.

  Quentin Crisp

  Drug, Exhibitionism, Novices

  "The Naked Civil Servant". Book by Quentin Crisp, 1968.

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• I've never not been famous.

  Quentin Crisp

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.

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  Mistake, People, Great Mistakes

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?

  Quentin Crisp

  Art, Book, School

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Muddled syntax is the outward and audible sign of confused minds, and the misuse of grammar the result of illogical thinking.

  Quentin Crisp

  Confused, Thinking, Mind

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• The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.

  Quentin Crisp

  Cities, Trouble, Terrible

  Source: davidbenson.webs.com

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• People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.

  Quentin Crisp

  People, Homosexual

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• You don't have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.

  Quentin Crisp

  America, Way, Accepting

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.

  Quentin Crisp

  Sex, War, Sleep

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• You don't have to do anything.

  Quentin Crisp

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Euphemisms are not, as many young people think, useless verbiage for that which can and should be said bluntly; they are like secret agents on a delicate mission, they must airily pass by a stinking mess with barely so much as a nod of the head, make their point of constructive criticism and continue on in calm forbearance. Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

  Quentin Crisp

  Thinking, People, Secret

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• For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or unforeseen change.

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  Change, Art, Introvert

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• I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.

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  People, Rooms, Known

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• Another friend began to say, "Well, Quentin has a problem of adjusting himself to society and he..." This sentence was never finished. The ballet teacher expostulated, "I don't agree. Quentin does exactly as he pleases. The rest of us have to adapt ourselves to him."

  Quentin Crisp

  Teacher, Ballet, Doe

  "The Naked Civil Servant". Book by Quentin Crisp, Chapter 27, 1968.

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• I am a stereotype. I am an effeminate man.

  Quentin Crisp

  Men, Stereotype

  Source: www.avclub.com

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