Vice is its own reward.
Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
Michelangelo worked from within. He described not the excitements of touching or seeing a man but the excitement of being Man.
The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once.
I don't really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.
If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
Assoon as I stepped out of my mother's womb on to dry land, I realized that I had made a mistake?but the trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
Many [hooligans] discover to their shame that they have scruples; they have roots and, greatest disadvantage of all, they have hope. The fathers superior of the order do not try to influence their children in Satan; they merely shake their heads in sorrow. They know that the apostate must work out his own damnation.
The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It's not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it's the resentment that settles on your face
Muddled syntax is the outward and audible sign of confused minds, and the misuse of grammar the result of illogical thinking.
Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): "What's the matter, sexy? Don't you like dehydrated fruit?
The measure of woman's distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr's crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.
Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
I've never not been famous.
Exhibitionism is like a drug. Hooked in adolescence I was now taking doses so massive they would have killed a novice.
The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.
I went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.
You don't have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.
I have known female whores who spoke very bitterly of their calling. "If they don't like my face, they can put a cushion over it. I know it's not that they're interested in." But to the boys this profession never seemed shameful. It was their daytime occupations for which they felt the need to apologize. In some instances, these were lower class or humdrum or, worst of all, unfeminine. At least whoring was never that.
You don't have to do anything.
"I've never not been famous."
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