J.K. Simmons Quotes

• There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job.

  J.K. Simmons

  Jobs, Two, Language

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• When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

  J.K. Simmons

  Men, Who I Am, Giving

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• And if I may, call your mom, everybody. I've told this [to], like, a billion people, or so. Call your mom, call your dad. If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call 'em. Don't text. Don't email. Call them on the phone. Tell 'em you love 'em, and thank them, and listen to them for as long as they want to talk to you. Thank you. Thank you, Mom and Dad.

  J.K. Simmons

  Mom, Dad, Two

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• People evolve and it's important to not stop evolving just because you've reached 'adulthood.'

  J.K. Simmons

  People, Important, Evolve

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I like to act. Every other aspect of show business I find uninteresting.

  J.K. Simmons

  Aspect, Shows, Show Business

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT!

  J.K. Simmons

  Why Not, Portal

  "Fictional character: Cave Johnson". "Portal 2", Video Game, 2011.

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• If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive, call them. Don't text, don't email. Call them. Listen to them for as long as they want to talk to you.

  J.K. Simmons

  Two, Long, Parent

  J.K. Simmons' Academy Awards Acceptance Speech, aaspeechesdb.oscars.org. February 22, 2015.

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• I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all genres: a horror movie, a zombie movie, alien invaders, chick flick, or raunchy comedy. If it's well done, I'm a fan.

  J.K. Simmons

  Intelligent, Zombie, Fans

  "J.k. Interview: Simmons Ponders the Paranormal in 'dark Skies,' J. Jonah Jameson's Future in 'Spider-man'". Interview with Aaron Sagers, www.mtv.com. May 30, 2013.

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• The best compliment I ever got from the public or producers or directors is that I just totally blend in and become the character and they don't notice me and that the play happens or the movie happens or the TV show happens.

  J.K. Simmons

  Character, Tv Shows, Play

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Collaborative is my favorite word in moviemaking.

  J.K. Simmons

  Favorite Words, My Favorite

  Source: collider.com

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• I literally went in and auditioned and got the part of "sounds like J.K. Simmons." I've heard people say a "J.K. Simmons type, but younger" or "J.K. Simmons, but with hair" or "J.K. Simmons but Mongolian." It's often "J.K. Simmons but...". You think you're on top of the world and they're asking for a "J.K. Simmons-type" and then, before you know it, they're asking for a "J.K. Simmons only younger." The next step is for a "J.K. Simmons-type...Oh, you mean he's still alive?"

  J.K. Simmons

  Mean, Thinking, People

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I never listened to the Grateful Dead as a teen; the only exposure I got was what came through the walls when my sister was listening to them.

  J.K. Simmons

  Wall, Grateful, Listening

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When I got out of college I moved to Seattle because it was the nearest big city and still didn't know if I wanted to be a composer, conductor, singer, actor. I just got day jobs and auditioned and took what came and the theater doors were the ones opening the most.

  J.K. Simmons

  College, Composer, Conductor

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• In my work I try to get things right, to do it well, and if there are specific skills involved - like in a case conducting or playing the piano, or in this film I have coming up where I play a character who is German - I'm very meticulous about learning accents and dialects and those kinds of things. That's probably the closest I come to being a perfectionist.

  J.K. Simmons

  Character, Trying, Kind

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I actually have a degree in music and was aware that music was a tool used in therapy. I didn't realize how far it had come since I was in college in the mid-seventies.

  J.K. Simmons

  College, Degrees, Tools

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I was not a giant comic book fan as a kid, but to the extent that I did read comics, Spider-Man was always my favorite guy.

  J.K. Simmons

  Book, Kids, Men

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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