We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.
Success only hurts the first time.
Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren’t distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.
It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.
The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.
I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.
Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.
That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
Desperate is not a sexual preference.
Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.
A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
Death likes it when you play hard to get.
Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.
Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.
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