Simon Jordan Quotes

• If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.

  Simon Jordan

  Boys, Gold, East

  "Forget Bruce, trouble starts with true blue Sullivan" by Simon Jordan, www.theguardian.com. April 2, 2006.

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• I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people.

  Simon Jordan

  People, Bullshit, World

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• Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.

  Simon Jordan

  Sports, Football, Jobs

  "Rommedahl rewards Charlton's patience" by Jon Brodkin, www.theguardian.com. December 5, 2004.

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• I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.

  Simon Jordan

  Drag, Pointless

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• What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?

  Simon Jordan

  Thinking, Bills, Doe

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• Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

  Simon Jordan

  Stadiums, Complaints, Crap

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• In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.

  Simon Jordan

  Regret, Fans, Calling

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• Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.

  Simon Jordan

  Football, Team, Reality

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• I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.

  Simon Jordan

  Phones, Aston Martin, Gin And Tonic

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