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Donald Trump's hairpiece has reportedly narrowed its list of running partners down to Don King, Kramer, William Shatner, Dolly Parton and Phil Spector, and has no worries about being upstaged.

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Running, Kings, Worry

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Even Donald Trump's hairpiece is fed up with his insults and says it now supports Bernie Sanders. When Trump found out, he sobbed

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Support, Insult, Trump

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I'll not!
The gents are impressed
with the way that I'm dressed.
I wouldn't change even one spot.

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Way, Spots, Gents

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Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?

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Christian, Mistake, Halos

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President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.

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President, President Obama, Knows

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Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.

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People, Want, Problem

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When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.

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Technology, Hair, Ego

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Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."

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Hell Hath No Fury, Political, Frustrated

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Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.

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Running, Party, Hair

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Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

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Wigs, Tough, Trump

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Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.

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Running, Reality, Presidential

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Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.

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Hair, Government, Trump

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Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?

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Taken, Principles, Depth

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How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned?

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Slavery, Revelations, Genesis

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It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.

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Fall, Leafs

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If God is good half the Bible is libel.

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Half, Libel, Ifs

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Perhaps love doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the bumpy ride worthwhile and provides a glorious destination.

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Perhaps Love, World, Destination

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Trump has officially changed his name to Ronald because he's such a clown, and in sympathy his toupée is changing its name to Bozo.

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Names, Clown, Trump

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Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.

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Nice, Party, Long

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Born: February 19, 1958
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