Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!
I have a rude thought every three seconds!
I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say.
If I said what I was really thinking about this f**ked up world, the government would assassinate me like all the other people they've killed.
I was really happy with it, if I'm honest. I've been kicked out of a few parties, but it's fun when you get kicked out. Being told to leave is great. 'Get out you're too pissed', 'Wicked'.
I try to be kind to people, to treat them with respect. And I'm proud of that.
I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!
I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!
I haven't been unfaithful, well only when I was younger!
I'd send Christina Aguilera to Mars cos she'd scare all the aliens!
I'm very romantic and very soppy, but sometimes I wish I wasn't!
When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger
When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.
If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.
My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!
I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!
I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.
This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a **** about New York when elephants are being killed?
To be honest everything goes over my head a bit.
I try not to sleep with every girl I see, but it's hard!
There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird.
I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.
I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.
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