Jim Davidson Quotes

• I took the wife out last night; one punch!

  Jim Davidson

  Night, Wife, Lasts

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• On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

  Jim Davidson

  Funny Love, Running, Night

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• Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.

  Jim Davidson

  Sex, Cake, Scientist

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• Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.

  Jim Davidson

  Drug, Say No To Drugs

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• I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.

  Jim Davidson

  Believe, Fate, Don't Believe

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• When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.

  Jim Davidson

  School, Athletic, Department

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• People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.

  Jim Davidson

  Stupid, People, Materials

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