Kinky Friedman Quotes - Page 6

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• If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.

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  Two, Bird, Might

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• You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.

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  Financial, Life Is, Pleasure

  Kinky Friedman (2009). “'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out: Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers”, p.5, Zondervan

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• I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.

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  Pain, Men, Necks

  Kinky Friedman (1993). “Kinky Friedman: Three Complete Mysteries : Greenwich Killing Time/a Case of Lone Star/When the Cat's Away”, Outlet

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• And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

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  Running, Thinking, Musician

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• I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.

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  Football, Choices, Pro Life

  "Live From..." with Kyra Phillips and Miles O'Brien, www.cnn.com. February 3, 2005.

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• He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York.

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  New York, Health, Shade

  Kinky Friedman (1993). “Kinky Friedman: Three Complete Mysteries : Greenwich Killing Time/a Case of Lone Star/When the Cat's Away”, Outlet

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• Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.

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  Determined, Problem, Small Parts

  Kinky Friedman (2007). “You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics”, p.9, Simon and Schuster

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• These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.

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  Song, Book, People

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• Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy.

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  Running, Apathy, Remember

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• Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.

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  Campaigns, Remember, Legislature

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• The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'

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  Thanksgiving, Texas, Thank God

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• I see an issue I like, and I support it.

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  Issues, Support

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• I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

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  Drinking, Guinness

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• It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.

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  Attitude, Health, Healthy

  Kinky Friedman (1993). “Kinky Friedman: Three Complete Mysteries : Greenwich Killing Time/a Case of Lone Star/When the Cat's Away”, Outlet

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• Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.

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  Eight, Would Be, Cuban Cigars

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• I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.

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  Believe, Voice, Giving

  "Kinky Friedman Talks with Bill O'Reilly About Why He Wants to be Governor of Texas". "The O'Reilly Factor" with Bill O'Reilly, www.foxnews.com. March 15, 2005.

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• Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street

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  Kings, Inspiration, Kids

  "Kinky Friedman Talks with Bill O'Reilly About Why He Wants to be Governor of Texas". "The O'Reilly Factor" with Bill O'Reilly, www.foxnews.com. March 15, 2005.

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• We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.

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  Stars, Shining, Lone

  "Kinky Friedman Talks with Bill O'Reilly About Why He Wants to be Governor of Texas". "The O'Reilly Factor" with Bill O'Reilly, www.foxnews.com. March 15, 2005.

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• This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.

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  Spiritual, Powerful, Confused

  "Kinky Friedman Talks with Bill O'Reilly About Why He Wants to be Governor of Texas". "The O'Reilly Factor" with Bill O'Reilly, www.foxnews.com. March 15, 2005.

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• My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50.

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  Men, Goal, Fats

  "Kinky Friedman Talks Music, Texas and a Trump/Sanders Ticket". Interview with Jonathan Bernstein, www.rollingstone.com. September 22, 2015.

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