My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the "Girlfriend in a Coma" is, like, really funny.
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
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