Faina Ranevskaya Quotes

• A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Husband, Real, Men

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• Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Intelligent, Men, Legs

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• God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Beautiful, Stupid, Men

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• When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Happiness, Too Late, Married

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• A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Princess, Reality, Vices

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• Optimism is lack of information.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Optimism, Information

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• You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Forget, Cures, Forget It

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• Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Thinking, Important, Starting

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• If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Doctors, Want, Patient

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• Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Long, Way To Live, Aging

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• If a woman walks with her head down - she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up - she has a lover! If a woman carries her head straight - she has a lover! And actually, if a woman has a head, she has a
  lover!

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Lovers, Walks, Carrie

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• Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Hockey, Ice, Two

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• Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Cake, Age, Cost

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• Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Unforgivable Sin, Sin, Unforgivable

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• It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  People, Poverty, Wealth

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• Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Hurt, It Hurts, New Places

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• I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

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  Stupid, Brain, Had Enough

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• I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

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  Life, Smart, Enough

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• All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Butterfly, Style

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• It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Men, Shame, Creatures

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• Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Suicide, Stupid, People

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• My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Needs, Facts, Fortune

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• Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Dream, Reality, Age

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• Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Mistake, White, Letters

  15 Copy quote

• Women critics are amazons in climax.

  Faina Ranevskaya

  Critics, Climax

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